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GE Says “Big Shakeup” Coming at CNBC


up with hopeC-suite sources at corporate conglomerate GE tell me that a “Big shakeup” is coming at the company’s media subsidiary CNBC. Following a dismal quarter during which CNBC watched 28% of their viewers upgrade from hitting ‘mute’ to pressing ‘off’, Six-Sigma aficionados at 30-Rock (the building, not the show) ran their Japanese-style efficiency programs. The results included some of the following strategic changes:

  • Self-proclaimed entertainer and Starbucks junkie Jim Cramer will be encouraged to take a deal as the replacement for infomercial legend Billy Mays. The popular Mad Money slot will be replaced with a new show called, Thoughtful Investing. The show will be hosted by Minyanville CEO Todd Harrison.
  • Permabull and free-market extremist Larry Kudlow has been traded to FOX for a few unnamed fourth-round draft picks. He will be replaced by economic realist Barry Ritholtz. Ritholtz is the CEO and Chief-Strategist of FusionIQ as well as the sober voice behind the most popular single-author finance blog The Big Picture.
  • Argumentum ad hominem debater Dennis Kneale will lose his nearly unwatched WWE-style shout fest with bloggers. Six-Sigma experts concluded Kneale’s audience was 90% bloggers, which makes the show more of a televised online chatroom than anything remotely resembling financial media. The Six-Sigma folks also spent 2.3 minutes determining that 0.000000000000001% of Kneale’s audience of bloggers actually converted to customers for CNBC advertisers in Kneale’s slot. Kneale will be replaced by up-and-coming CNN Money reporter Poppy Harlow who will host a show reporting on real issues unfolding within the economy.
  • Squawk-Box farts Joe Kernen and Carl Quintanilla will jump from the sell-side to the buy-side as head publicists in the PR group at Charles Schwab.

Despite dropping an incredibly overdue nuclear bomb at the most-muted television station in the world, reporters David Faber and Maria Bartiromo will remain at CNBC. The two journalists will now be allowed to reach their potential like Lebron James did once the  Cleveland Cavaliers brought in a worthy supporting cast.Mini Free Trial Ad

As with all stories at CNBC, this one is “Breaking-News” and like their website always notes, “(story developing).”

For those who did not read the category for this post, this is a satire.

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General Motors: Truth in Advertising Campaign

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Financial Media Coup d’Etat


Napoleon's Sudden Overthrow

Napoleon's Sudden Overthrow

The Information Age has been forging a coup d’etat on the Old World Order in financial media. For example, television personalities like Jim Cramer (Mad Money) cannot escape their dismal track record as it’s posted in real-time by hordes of bloggers. However, we didn’t always have this level of transparency, and we have hardly reached the Holy Land where all “experts” are held completely accountable for their picks.

One of the things I like most about StockTwits is the meritocracy aspect. If you are a good trader or investor, people will follow you. If you suck, they will not. If you are extraordinary, the founders of StockTwits — Howard Lindzon and Phil Pearlman — will be calling to add you to their Recommended List. Simple, yet valuable for both “experts” and “followers.”

However, the mainstream media is less rigorous about who uses their megaphone. For example, Larry Kudlow was bullish about the economy until only recently. That means the celebrity economist on CNBC was not qualified enough to know the credit and housing bubbles would crush the global economy (or, he is an ideologue, which again means he is not qualified to report the news or give unbiased advice). Should he have a key show slot on the most popular financial television network?

Another interesting example is Peter Schiff at Euro Pacific Capital. First, Peter is an incredibly smart guy (and I don’t know him personally). However, top indie blogger Mike Shedlock at Mish’s Global Economic Trend Analysis brought to light some very important evidence proving Peter’s media personality (i.e., “expert”) was completely not correlated to his investment returns (i.e., reality) in a buzz-worthy article entitled, “Peter Schiff Was Wrong.” So, why is Peter still one of the most popular contributors to Seeking Alpha? Why is he still a go-to guy at the major financial media outlets? Basically, he will lose your money as fast as billions of other idiots, except he happens to speak as well and persuasively as a top white-shoe attorney or salesman.

I asked Mike Shedlock what happened with the Peter Schiff incident. He replied, “Schiff refuses to debate me or discuss with me. I offered to have it taped, and if he did not like it [the interview] it would not air. He even refused that.” If Peter has a valid defense against Mike’s evidence, he should present it. If he cannot defend his record, then he should sink to the bottom of the meritocracy.

A similar incident happened between CNBC host Dennis Kneale and popular indie blog Zero Hedge. I have written extensively about this issue, but the point I want to make is Dennis and his producer disingenuously represented an invitation to debate the founder of Zero Hedge, Tyler Durden. In this case, Dennis, while on his boob-tube bully pulpit, ranted that Tyler refused to come on-air to debate Dennis about the value of bloggers and independent journalism (which, apparently, Dennis despises). However, Tyler posted the email exchange with the CNBC producer proving that it was Dennis who chickened-out of an honest debate.

I would also note that game-show host and self-proclaimed financial expert Ben Stein uses YahooFinance and, until last week, the New York Times to destroy middle-class portfolios. As Barry Ritholtz at The Big Picture eloquently said, “The commentary he [Stein] produced at the Times was amongst the most irresponsible, poorly researched, and just goddammed wrong stuff ever to grace the business pages of the Grey Lady.” Is it any wonder these media outlets are losing market share as fast as record companies?

What is going on? This is clearly the way the Old World Order of media has abused it’s opponents and competitors for centuries. But we are now living in an age when every statement can be researched with a few clicks. We can obtain direct responses from anyone without relying on major media outlets to force-feed us heavily edited and manipulated information. So why do these media goliaths continue insulting our intelligence and laughing at us by calling their misinformation and entertainment “news,” “objective,” “fair and balanced,” or “trustworthy”? Because we still point our eyeballs and ears toward them (which they in turn sell to advertisers)!

Rather than stage a scene from the movie Network and start pointlessly screaming “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!” — which clearly did not work because these issues existed when the movie released in the ’70s and nothing has changed — I think we need the passion of the open-source movement to finally break the camel’s back.

Recognize these?

Recognize these?

First, we need a website which tracks the picks of everyone who promotes investments on TV or in one of the major print publications (including blogs). These people should get easy-to-understand ratings for their accuracy. For example, if someone’s returns are on par with the S&P 500, they get a C. If they are worse, the grade is worse. If they are better … well, you get the picture. Since we’ve all been to at least elementary school, we understand how this system works. You want to follow the students of the market who are getting A’s and B’s, and avoid those who might be better at something else.

Second, we need to stop patronizing entities which cause us to lose money. If Kudlow or Cramer didn’t get you out of the market before the first cracks turned into earthquake sized-gorges, stop watching their shows and buying their books. If you keep your financial television network on mute, turn it off so they will stop counting you as a viewer when all you want to know about is breaking news (which you can get from a thousand sources on the web without all the extra crap). If your investment mentor, newsletter service, or money manager does not post their picks and returns, cancel or fire now. If we vote with our wallets, transparency will become the rule rather than the exception.

There are a few other solutions to this issue, like our inaugural First Amendment Awards for Outstanding Journalism. We will be sharing additional solutions soon as we ramp up at Wall St. Cheat Sheet to put our money and energy where are mouth is. We hope some of the new projects we launch will add value to investors and traders, and over time our value-add will start a positive feedback loop.Mini Ad Premium 2

Have hope and take action! We believe we are living through the dawn of a new business cycle during which new leaders will emerge in media while old dinosaurs will get buried if they don’t shape up incredibly fast (See: “CNBC Slides as Viewers Get Crunched“). As a counter-cultural icon once said, “Turn-on [your brain], Tune-in [to reality], Drop-out [of the culture of misinformation and manipulation]” … but he forgot to add, “Drop-in to the New Media Order where Honesty and Trust are our greatest assets.”

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Check out the our First Amendment Award winners:

First Amendment Award for Outstanding Journalism: Best Book Bailout Nation

First Amendment Award for Outstanding Journalism: Best Blog Zero Hedge

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